'How you doing mate?' I asked very
nicely.
'You a bodyguard?' he replied aggressively. We were at a
private party for a large security company who hired static
security men and bodyguards.
actually I'm not,' I replied honestly.
'liar!' came the very rude response.
I nearly lost the plot at this point because the guy was
overtly aggressive and it was obvious that he was looking
for a fight. I lined him up to knock him out and remembered
where I was and that I was trying to practice avoiding fights,
I' d been in over three hundred and had seen enough
bloodshed for ten lifetimes. I was very firm, slightly
annoyed.
'No I' m not a liar, I am not a bodyguard.'
'What are you then?' Still aggressive.
'I'm a guest'.